{"id":3647,"date":"2010-10-31T11:04:57","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T15:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/?p=3647"},"modified":"2010-10-31T11:04:57","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T15:04:57","slug":"happy-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/31\/happy-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess this where I post obligatory cheesy scary video.<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"495\" height=\"303\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/61RJGQcG_sM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Remember: Zombies aren&#8217;t your friend&#8230; Aim for the head! Well that, and don&#8217;t drink a fifth of Jack while carving your Jack-o&#8217;-lantern.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloween everyone, stay safe and good trick or treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess this where I post obligatory cheesy scary video. Remember: Zombies aren&#8217;t your friend&#8230; Aim for the head! Well that, and don&#8217;t drink a fifth of Jack while carving your Jack-o&#8217;-lantern. Happy Halloween everyone, stay safe and good trick or treating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-3647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-life","tag-halloween","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpI7-WP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":879,"url":"https:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/29\/the-obligatory-cheesy-scary-halloween-video\/","url_meta":{"origin":3647,"position":0},"title":"The Obligatory Cheesy &#8220;Scary&#8221; Halloween Video","author":"Jeff","date":"October 29, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This was made by an Apple reseller in Canada. 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