{"id":1316,"date":"2009-01-07T14:34:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T19:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2010-06-20T13:39:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-20T17:39:48","slug":"dogpatch-under-siege","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/07\/dogpatch-under-siege\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogpatch Under Siege"},"content":{"rendered":"

The forces of global warming are once again laying siege to Dogpatch… This time though global warming has unleashed it’s most devastating attack yet… An ice storm.<\/p>\n

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Ice coats the limbs of a Dogwood tree.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Ice coats the leaves of an Arborvitae<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Ice covered bird feeder<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The forces of global warming are once again laying siege to Dogpatch… This time though global warming has unleashed it’s most devastating attack yet… An ice storm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[198],"tags":[370],"class_list":{"0":"post-1316","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humor","7":"tag-global-warming","8":"entry","9":"has-post-thumbnail"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpI7-le","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1162,"url":"https:\/\/www.jasetaro.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/21\/breaking-global-warming-continues-its-assault-on-dogpatch\/","url_meta":{"origin":1316,"position":0},"title":"Breaking: Global Warming Continues Its Assault on Dogpatch","author":"Jeff","date":"December 21, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Here we go again... 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